Dropping Like Flies

As the casualties continue to pile up, the band manages to survive. After an intense indoctrination, Matt fell victim to constant ear ringing and a complete memory loss, and with James and Bryn out of action, they found the ranks cut in half from six to three. A return to a former period of glory, when Aram was playing bass, seemed to be the logical choice, especially since Dog can’t play a solo to save his life.

Since all this didn't seem like enough chaos, they went and found them selves a new singer, since Dog can’t sing to save his life either… After a gruelling series of auditions, they found Miranda, ready willing and able to sing for the cause. (If only someone had the good sense to warn her as to what she was getting involved with.) Unknown to most people she is the illegitimate child of Marcello Mastroianni and Sophia Loren.