Original 1998 Questionaire
- NAME: David Spiro
- AGE: 34
- BIRTHDAY: October 7, 1964
- SIGN: Atheo the atheist
- HEIGHT: Bigger than you.
- MARITAL STATUS: 10 years as of June 2001.
- CHILDREN: Lily and Josh
- INSTRUMENTS: Bass, guitar, recorder, oboe, banjo
- FAVORITE ARTIST: Baby Jesus
- BIGGEST INFLUENCE: Baby Jesus
- FAVORITE COLOR: Whatever Baby Jesus wants me to like.
- FAVORITE FOOD: Anything reptile.
- FAVORITE DRINK: Start with a Guinness and work from there.
- FAVORITE TV SHOW: Red Sox, Sunday afternoon, mid June.
- FAVORITE BOOK: The one with Baby Jesus.
- FAVORITE MOVIE: Samurai Trilogy.
- FAVORITE STORE: The packie store.
- LIKES: Baby Jesus and tidal pools.
- DISLIKES: Atheist scientists and the stock market.
- FUTURE GOALS: To get to heaven.
- OTHER INTERESTS: Dinosaurs, especially Allosaurus and ospreys
- IF YOU HAD A ROUND TRIP IN A TIME MACHINCE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: I’d relive the past three years (1998–2001) in a continuous loop (though I don’t think Jillian would appreciate giving birth over and over again).