Original 1998 Questionaire
- NAME: Thomas E. Kelly (the e stands for gEnius)
- AGE: 32
- BIRTHDAY: New Year’s Day
- SIGN: Yield
- HEIGHT: 5’ 5” with a 10” fuse
- MARITAL STATUS: Married filing jointly
- CHILDREN: 2
- INSTRUMENTS: At the moment, Drums, Saxaphone, Flute, Bapipes and Uilleann pipes
- FAVORITE ARTIST: Jerry O’Sullivan
- BIGGEST INFLUENCE: Piper’s Pit
- FAVORITE COLOR: Green
- FAVORITE FOOD: Lobster with steamed clams
- FAVORITE DRINK: Smithwick’s Ale (available only in Ireland and Canada)
- FAVORITE TV SHOW: Benny Hill Show
- FAVORITE BOOK: Dr. Morou’s Island
- FAVORITE MOVIE: One flew over the Cukoo’s Nest
- FAVORITE STORE: Package Store
- LIKES: Anything that involves someone else’s humiliation
- DISLIKES: Anything that involves my humiliation
- FUTURE GOALS: To be a full time pipe maker and player
- OTHER INTERESTS: Most Sports, Pinball, Darts, Ping Pong and video games
- IF YOU HAD A ROUND TRIP IN A TIME MACHINCE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO?: 1776 The Heighth of Humanity: American Independence, MacCrimmon Piobioreachd, Uilleann Pipes invented