You say you’re from out of town, come let me take you around
I’ll show you all the sights you want to see while you’re staying in town
I suppose I should tell you that’s if you don’t already know
That the most amazing things you’re gonna see will happen out in the streets
Boston drivers, you think we’re crazy
We do it to stay sane
Don’t park your car in Harvard Yard
’cause we’ll take it for a spin
If the street is blocked try the sidewalk, I’ve always had luck
You can pass this guy on the right and go on through the red light
It’s alright to take a right hand turn here from the left lane
’cause if you don’t we’ll our exit, and that would really be a shame
Boston drivers, you think we’re crazy
We do it to stay sane
Don’t park your car in Harvard Yard
’cause we’ll take it for a spin
Lost in a tunnel of light and sound
deep beneath the bay
rushing forward, onward, nowhere
I’ll win this race if I can
It’s a shame you had to rent such a nice looking car
’caus they don’t care, you can tell, take a look at their cars
And as for pedestrians, well they don’t get very far
’cause no one I know wants to get run down by a car
Boston drivers, you think we’re crazy
We do it to stay sane
Don’t park your car in Harvard Yard
’cause we’ll take it for a spin
Hey you don’t look so good, are you sure you’re feelin’ alright?
Why don’t you give me the keys and let me drive for the rest of the night
Music & Lyrics ~ Scott Ferguson
© 1981 Stanton Park Music/Black Hole Music