In the port of Amsterdam there’s a lady I seek
by the name of Louisa, we made love for a week
Walkin’ down Rokin headin’ for the Dam
Thinkin’ ’bout Louisa and her lovely can

When in Rome do the Romans
That’s what I intend to do
Walking down the street there’s
Quality sleeze and filth

City of sin, Kamer of love
Off to see Luisa then a Coke and rum
Biking down the streets just as fast as I can
hoping I can hit Corrie in the can.

When in Rome do the Romans
That’s what I intend to do
Walking down the street there’s
Quality sleeze and filth

(Solo)

French Queen, Little Star, Natalie now
Trouble in paradise is what I found
When I met Joanna and we broke the bond
Laying next to her In her chamber of love

Corrie and Bianca
Do the Double Dutch. It’s True
Walking down the street there,
that’s what I intend to do

Brown Eyed Sandra, Lady of Spain
Little Russian Tina with a rump on display
Carla is the girl that brought me back from the dead
when she took me in the rear and she gave me head

Corrie, Kim and Vera
Do the triple Dutch. It’s True
Walking down the street there,
that’s what I intend to do

Lovely Vera, Queen of the Netherlands
Every time I visit you it’s in the can
No one else can do the things that you can
You know what I’m talkin’ ’bout, ’cause it’s true

You enjoy it, just as much as I do
You know that it’s True
You’re the girls I love so much
I don’t know what I’m gonna do

Music & Lyrics ~ Scott Ferguson
© 2003 Stanton Park Music/Black Hole Music