5’3” pretty as can be,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’3” a user can’t you see,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’4” a girl that I adore,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’4” so sexy she’s a whore,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’5” she’s had too much wine,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’5” way out of her mind,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’6” she’s pretty when she’s sick,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’6” still she’s pretty sick,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’7” she’s a bimbo sent from heaven,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’7” crime scene at eleven,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’8” she’s still thinks she’s great,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’8” she’s burned at the stake,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
(Solo)
5’9” he’s out of his mind,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’9” he’s now I think he’s blind,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’10” he’s fucked in the head,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’10” found him dead in bed
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’11” mentally he’s seven,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
5’11” look at his heart revin’
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’ tall, thinks that he has balls,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’ tall, dummer than a wall,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’1” boy is he a bum,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’1” they’ve got him on the run,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’2” ignorant it’s true,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’2” be glad he’s not like you,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’3” stupid as can be,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
6’3” glad that he’s not me,
an oxycontinemoron out of control
Music & Lyrics ~ Scott Ferguson
© 2007 Stanton Park Music/Black Hole Music